{"product_id":"shit-happens","title":"$#!% Happens – Adult Card Game","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTo me, to you, to pretty much everyone.\u003c\/strong\u003e Rank the most messed-up things that can happen to a person on the Misery Index. Is a 3rd degree sunburn better or worse than seeing your father naked? Rank it right and keep the card! 💩⛈️\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy you'll love it\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"list-style: none; padding-left: 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e📊 \u003cstrong\u003eThe Misery Index:\u003c\/strong\u003e every card has a score from the Misery Index, so you rank how bad things really are.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e😂 \u003cstrong\u003eLaugh at life:\u003c\/strong\u003e 200 cards of the worst things that can happen to you.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🏆 \u003cstrong\u003eEasy to win:\u003c\/strong\u003e correctly rank 10 cards and you win.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e⚡ \u003cstrong\u003eFast to learn:\u003c\/strong\u003e read, rank, reveal.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong\u003eGreat gift:\u003c\/strong\u003e for friends with a dark sense of humour.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow to play\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRead a card describing something terrible.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDecide where it fits in your line of cards, from least to most miserable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReveal its Misery Index score.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf you ranked it right, keep it. The first to collect 10 cards wins!\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 200 $#!% Happens cards and explicit instructions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePlayers:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2 or more\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAge:\u003c\/strong\u003e 18+ (adults only)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🔞 \u003cstrong\u003eAdults only.\u003c\/strong\u003e This game has grown-up humour and isn't meant for kids.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMake it a gift 🎁\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlanning a birthday, a game night or a surprise? Add it to a \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/custom-gift-box\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ecustom gift box\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e. You choose the extras and budget, and we prepare and decorate it for free, with a photo before delivery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore party fun\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreat to pair with:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"list-style: none; padding-left: 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🃏 \u003ca href=\"\/products\/cards-against-humanity-original\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCards Against Humanity Original\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e: the classic party game for horrible people\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e😂 \u003ca href=\"\/products\/joking-hazard-meme-game\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eJoking Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e: build the darkest, funniest comics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e😈 \u003ca href=\"\/products\/disturbed-friends\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisturbed Friends\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e: a twisted party game for close friends\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💡 \u003cstrong\u003eTip:\u003c\/strong\u003e orders over $50 get free delivery, so it's the perfect time to stock up for game night. Browse more in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/party-games\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBoard Games\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eOrder with confidence\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"list-style: none; padding-left: 0;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🚚 \u003cstrong\u003eFast delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e all over Lebanon in 2–4 working days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🔥 \u003cstrong\u003eFree delivery\u003c\/strong\u003e on orders over $50\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✅ \u003cstrong\u003e14-day money-back guarantee\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e💬 \u003cstrong\u003eQuestions?\u003c\/strong\u003e Message us or order directly on WhatsApp\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do you play?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRank terrible situations from least to most miserable. 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